Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Shame.

Sometimes I feel like people are silently judging me.

Like when I'm trying to stuff all my things into a locker at the gym, and three boxes of Girl Scout cookies fall out of my bag.

13 comments:

  1. i would have gone to make friends with you in hopes that you might give me some of them.

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  2. Coincidentally, David cleaned out his car and then left to go somewhere and I noticed three boxes of thin mints in the garage. Before I had a chance to call him on it, they have disappeared. I'm not judging him.... just wishing he had shared!

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  3. What's the fun of working out if you don't get some Girl Scout rewards??

    And the thing about Girl Scout cookies is that they are a rare, precious commodity. Calories should never be counted when they're on sale.

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  4. Incidentally, that's why I love you so much. I can't wait to enjoy the sweet treats of NYC with you in a few short months. Like really, I CAN'T wait.

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  5. That made me laugh out loud. I have the same problem. Like today when I went to the grocery store after my gym work out and bought not one, but two of those Reese's Eggs. (I HAD to get one! They only come around a few times a year!)

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  6. I judge you awesome.

    And Lauren, Easter candy is in a special class. You MUST buy those eggs. Frankly, stopping at two is kind of sad. You should have thrown in some Cadbury eggs (mini and/or creme) and Dove truffle eggs.

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  7. If jealous=judging then yes, I am judging you. I missed the girl scout cookie bandwagon when it drove by at my work and I have been crushed about it for weeks. So crushed, that I probably would eat a whole box of them right now to cope with the depression.

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  8. bwa haha. i loved this. because i only read the first part, then wallace needed me, and i was all sad for you (and slightly feeling like, is this seriously laura? she is NOT insecure)... and then i came back and read the rest and seriously had to run to the bathroom... since i'm ridiculously pregnant and have, you know, problems in that arena....

    sometimes i think people are judging me because my TMI monitor is turned off when i'm this pregnant. HAHAHAHAHAH.

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  9. THREE boxes??

    Under-achiever.

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  10. i'm guessing they weren't the reduced fat kind that, were i to guess, no one actually buys?

    the only time i judge at the gym is when the people on recumbent bikes are sipping diet coke as they pedal.

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  11. by far my favorite blog post you've ever done.

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  12. all i heard from that is girls scout cookies!! hehe.
    i found your blog through lauren richey's. yay.
    here's mine
    http://PhotographyByPrincess.blogspot.com

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  13. haha at least you were at the gym which is more than i can say for myself

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