IS THIS A JOKE? IT HAS TO BE A JOKE, RIGHT? No, it is real. Like, the whole time the trailer was running I felt like it was a trailer-within-a-show from a Simpsons episode or something. I laughed so hard in the theatre, my chair was shaking. I watched it again a second ago and I actually had tears in my eyes. I am laughing right now, just thinking about it. Seriously, if you can keep a straight face during the title card at 1:19, you are a true American hero.
I am totally going to see this movie.