Possibly the only thing that would make my dad feel more poncey when walking the dog.

So this morning over breakfast (a glass of orange juice, and some Raising Bran in a mug, because we are out of clean bowls and I coud not be bothered to wash one) I was watching part of a Colbert Report from last week, and in the teaser at the beginning, Stephen had this to say:

"Then: I give you tips on fitting in with the upper class. Although, if your Bichon Frise doesn't already have a monocle, you're beyond help."



So close, Louie. So close.