Friday, February 8, 2008

Public Service Announcement.

Let's just get this out in the open once and for all, because I feel like it's something everyone should be aware of:

Recounting a dream you had in detail is interesting to approximately no one in the universe, unless a) the dream is at least 60% about the person to whom you are relating it (and even then, it's debatable), or b) you are Martin Luther King, Jr.

There I said it.


  1. ... or c) it is as funny as this dream:

  2. Bwahahaha yes. Leighanna's dream(s) should be noted as an important exception to this rule.

  3. ...or d)you are going to write 4+ novels about that vampire. Then please do explain in detail....and don't ever stop.

  4. were you around for the long-ass dream conversation at dinner club tonight? i can't remember if it happened before or after you left. it was excruciating.

  5. I'm really glad that I was pointed out as an exception, otherwise I would have been a big lame-o. In my defense, it was at least 60% about Anne Lee and her kid, which means 10% of my reading audience was directly involved. There's some stats for you.

    I just recalled a time when a certain girl from the Avenues ward spent 4 hours in our apartment recounting a dream that told her whom she will marry, though she didn't know him and he was on a mission. It was the longest 4 hours of my life. Plus add the hour that Marisa and Jill and I spent on the floor laughing after it was over.

  6. Haaahahaha I totally forgot about that. I can't remember if I was with you at that time, or if it was recounted later for myself and Kimley in our apartment, but I do remember hearing that dream in excruciating detail. That may or may not have been the same instance that she was holding a long-forgotten popsicle while she talked, and I just sat there staring at it while it melted onto my carpet.



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